THE BOSS

Owner & Operator

Geoff

GEOFF

Owner & Security

Owns the place, works the door, locks up at 4am, and somehow still answers the phone at 9. Spotted here buying grip socks in Primark. The man does everything — including, apparently, shopping for socks on a Tuesday.

Days off taken: Pending.

MANAGEMENT

Keeping the wheels on

Emma

EMMA

Bar Manager

Outback hoodie, low angle selfie, the look of someone who's about to tell you the ice machine is broken and it's somehow your fault. Runs a tight ship. Doesn't suffer fools. Will remember your tab from three weeks ago.

Fools suffered: Zero.

BAR STAFF

The ones keeping you hydrated

Dan

DAN

Bar Staff

Heart-shaped sunglasses. Outback hoodie. Sat behind the card machine like he owns the place. He doesn't, but try telling him that on a Saturday night.

Card payments taken: More than he can count.
Cameron

CAMERON

Bar Staff

The look says it all. Don't ask him for a complicated cocktail order at 2am. Actually, don't ask him anything at 2am. He's been through enough.

Patience remaining: Critical.
Tyler

TYLER

Bar Staff

Arrived with a cake. We're not sure who made it or why, but the message was clear. Lovely lad. Makes a solid pint. Brings baked goods. What more do you want?

Cakes brought to work: At least one.
Kalease

KALEASE

Bar Staff

Lying across a booth under the Last Orders sign like she owns the place. Technically clocked off. Spiritually never leaving. The kind of energy that makes a shift go faster for everyone else.

Booths claimed: This one.

DOOR SECURITY

The last line of defence

Burnzie

BURNZIE

Door Security

Gucci bucket hat. Body cam. Outback hoodie. The friendliest face you'll see on the door — right up until you try something stupid. Then it's a very different conversation.

People turned away: They know what they did.
James

JAMES

Door Security

Sitting on the ice buckets, contemplating life choices. Keeps the peace with quiet authority and a gilet. The kind of calm you need when the queue's round the corner and someone's lost their shoe.

Ice buckets sat on: All of them.
Mark

MARK

Door Security

Been on the door so long he's practically furniture. The beard alone has more experience than most of the staff combined. If the walls could talk, they'd check with Mark first.

Years on the door: Don't ask. He was here before you were born.

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